Oh to be 8 Again

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Oh to be 8 Again

by k2muskie » Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:35 am

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you %*#*! retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

:rofl: :rofl:
We never get skunked...its the fish that get skunked they just keep missing our lures....
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Re: Oh to be 8 Again

by Dunkem » Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:45 am

But you gotta give us credit for trying ;)
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Re: Oh to be 8 Again

by k2muskie » Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:03 am

Dunkem wrote:But you gotta give us credit for trying ;)


Agreed...its the thought that counts is what I say...haha!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
We never get skunked...its the fish that get skunked they just keep missing our lures....
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Re: Oh to be 8 Again

by DallanC » Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:44 pm

Haha that's great, just read it to my wife who broke up laughing as well. Its so true too!


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